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...where I write about my visits to oddities of art, nature, history, and culture across the country and world, as well as my life in between the oddities



OTIS Blog
05.22.2013

Sinister Strolling: A New York Grimpendium-Inspired Walking Tour
Let’s say you find yourself in Lower Manhattan. And in a morbid mood. And you have the leg strength of a kangaroo. I’ve made an app for you.



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05.21.2013

My Modern Metropolis recently posted some fantastic wide-angle shots of the interior of La Sagrada Familia, the Barcelona church designed by Antoni Gaudí. I visited it a few years ago (post here), but my pictures did little to show how strange, grand, and--in the apt description of the My Modern Metropolis post--"kaleidoscopic" the interior of the church is. And if the interior is kaleidoscopic, the exterior is, I don't know, primitive-extraterrestrial. Gaudi just worshipped a weirder God than most.



Oddity News
05.20.2013
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OTIS Visit
Naperville, Illinois
05.19.2013

Gigantic Gumshoe: The Dick Tracy Statue
We visit the giant statue of an 80-year-old fictional detective that Warren Beatty tried to get me to care about almost a quarter of a century ago. Yes, that's how you can describe the year 1990.





Random Photos
05.18.2013


My day in three frames.



Oddity News
05.16.2013
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05.15.2013

Headed to the Chicago area for a couple of days. Last time I was there I met this guy:



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05.14.2013



Astronaut Chris Hadfield's recent orbit rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity reminded me that I've had this on the wall of my study for more than a decade. Multiple studies over the course of a decade, actually. From back when personal printers and tons of fonts were a novelty.


OTIS Visit
Seattle, Washington
05.13.2013

Alien Architecture: The Space Needle
Every major city has a Signature Tall Thing. For most of them, it’s usually just a relatively boring office building. In Seattle, Washington, it’s a tribute to extraterrestrials built by Satanists...



Random Photo
05.13.2013


My Saturday in the Bronx wasn't just all bell towers. 
It was also trash, razor wire, and alleys.



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05.12.2013


In the Bronx yesterday. Climbed through a $2.5M church organ and then up three iron ladders to see this bell. Then climbed that last ladder to the roof of the bell-tower, maybe 10 stories high, with nothing but old ornamental brickwork blocking any falls. Closer to God in like, uh, multiple ways.



OTIS Visit
Milford, PA
05.08.2013

These Colors Run: The Bloody Lincoln Flag
Local history museums are the attics of entire towns. Everything old and weird and that people don’t want to throw out but don’t know what else to do with ends up there. Like the blood of Abraham Lincoln or the noose of an executed wife murderer...





Oddity News
05.06.2013
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05.05.2013


I know I still owe you my map of New England oddities. It's coming. Promise.

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05.04.2013

All right. May the 4th...whatever.
Pic from a disastrous event I did last year for the New York Grimpendium.
Well, not totally disastrous. This moment was my salvage. R2D2 not pictured.