Welcome to OTIS


...where I write about my visits to oddities of art, nature, history, and culture across the country and world, as well as my life in between the oddities



OTIS Visit
Naperville, Illinois
05.19.2013

Gigantic Gumshoe: The Dick Tracy Statue
We visit the giant statue of an 80-year-old fictional detective that Warren Beatty tried to get me to care about almost a quarter of a century ago. Yes, that's how you can describe the year 1990.





Random Photos
05.18.2013


My day in three frames.



Oddity News
05.16.2013
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Random Photo
05.15.2013

Headed to the Chicago area for a couple of days. Last time I was there I met this guy:



Random Photo
05.14.2013



Astronaut Chris Hadfield's recent orbit rendition of David Bowie's Space Oddity reminded me that I've had this on the wall of my study for more than a decade. Multiple studies over the course of a decade, actually. From back when personal printers and tons of fonts were a novelty.


OTIS Visit
Seattle, Washington
05.13.2013

Alien Architecture: The Space Needle
Every major city has a Signature Tall Thing. For most of them, it’s usually just a relatively boring office building. In Seattle, Washington, it’s a tribute to extraterrestrials built by Satanists...



Random Photo
05.13.2013


My Saturday in the Bronx wasn't just all bell towers. 
It was also trash, razor wire, and alleys.



Random Photo
05.12.2013


In the Bronx yesterday. Climbed through a $2.5M church organ and then up three iron ladders to see this bell. Then climbed that last ladder to the roof of the bell-tower, maybe 10 stories high, with nothing but old ornamental brickwork blocking any falls. Closer to God in like, uh, multiple ways.



OTIS Visit
Milford, PA
05.08.2013

These Colors Run: The Bloody Lincoln Flag
Local history museums are the attics of entire towns. Everything old and weird and that people don’t want to throw out but don’t know what else to do with ends up there. Like the blood of Abraham Lincoln or the noose of an executed wife murderer...





Oddity News
05.06.2013
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Random Photo
05.05.2013


I know I still owe you my map of New England oddities. It's coming. Promise.

Random Photo
05.04.2013

All right. May the 4th...whatever.
Pic from a disastrous event I did last year for the New York Grimpendium.
Well, not totally disastrous. This moment was my salvage. R2D2 not pictured.

Random Post
05.02.2013

Thanks to yesterdays gruesome, "Researchers find proof of cannibalism in Jamestown" story, we started talking a bit on the OTIS Facebook Page about the 1999 movie Ravenous, which stars Robert Carlyle, Guy Pierce, and David Arquette. It takes place at a Sierra Nevada fort during the Mexican-American War and is about, well, cannibalism. It's an incredibly strong, tight, visceral movie that really doesn't get its due. 

Anyway, a way cool OTIS reader named Michael sent me pictures of the Ravenous pressbook that he got his hands on back in the day. It's frankly spectacular, and purports to be a cookbook for "cooking with friends." Below are a few pics. I'm off to watch the movie again. Thanks, Michael. If you get ever get tired of the burden of awesomeness having this in your life means you have to bear, you know where to send it.






Random Post
05.01.2013



It's May 1, and just now getting warm here in central New England. Naturally, after a long winter of perfect health, I'm sick as a god. But I can't help but being excited about searching for oddities outdoors again. There are only so many museums I can take (which is quite a lot, honestly). Of course, OTIS is more of a road trip site than a hiking one, but every once in a while I'll un-atrophy my legs a bit by jaunting through a few miles of forest to see something particularly interesting. Even better if I can drive right up to it. So while I ride Halls and Hot Fries into recovery (wife's out of town), here's a look back at a selection of some of the strange stuff I've found in the middle of forests.

 Madison Boulder (Video) 
Cave of Kelpius


Oddity News
04.29.2013