December 27, 2010 —Well, I needed something quick and dirty to knock the Christmas entries down a bit on the front page, and while there are probably a few things more quick and dirty than a hole on the side of the road, it at least has to place just after all the inappropriate punch lines at the top of the list.
The Archbald Pothole is a 15,000-year-old glacial feature located in a 150-acre state park just off Route 6 in Archbald, PA, which is between the towns of Scranton and Carbondale. It’s a 38-foot-deep hole in the ground with an adjacent parking lot and, honestly, something few people need to see in their life.
Apparently, a glacial pothole forms when water spills down a crack in a glacier straight to the bedrock, where the pressure of the falling water and churning debris wears away the ground until the depression is formed. Not sure how we know that. Seems like the kind of explanation I would make up on the spot if a child asked me how the hole got there. Well, if the child was too old to believe the “God sometimes takes drunken pot shots at the earth with his holy shotgun” explanation.
The Archbald pothole formed sometime between 10,000 and 30,000 years ago, and was discovered in 1884 when miners accidentally hit it, unleashing about a thousand tons of water and loose material. They ran in terror, thinking it was a cave-in. I’m under the impression that miners do that a lot.
Thanks to a fortuitous “Holes Are Radder Than You Think” media campaign sponsored by geologists at the time, the glacial pothole was preserved, named, and eventually formed the centerpiece of the Pennsylvania state park that bears its name.
The pothole is located right off the road and features the aforementioned adjacent parking lot, a viewing platform that wraps around its circumference, and a detailed sign that extols the story of its formation and discovery and dubs it a “world-class glacial pothole.” I’ve seen pieces of Christ’s cross displayed with less devotion.
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