February 24, 2013 — Two weeks ago I picked up a handmade mask of Edgar Allan Poe off eBay. It was specially created as a promotional item for the new FOX show The Following about a Poe-obsessed serial killer cult. Kevin Bacon plays the investigator trying to take it down. You haven't lived/watched TV until you've seen a man in a Poe mask set someobdy on fire in the middle of a crowded street.
The show was created by the guy who wrote Scream. It’s an awesome concept, but a horrible show. I’ve seen every episode so far.
Anyway, today it snowed. So we put the two together. We haven’t made eye contact with our neighbors since.