September 17, 2012 — They say the best place to spot a celebrity in New York is Manhattan. Well, I walked its streets for a whole week, averaging some seven miles a day, from Battery Park to Harlem, Riverside Park to FDR Drive, and the closest I got to seeing a celebrity was somebody who might have been Walter Matthau had that actor not died more than a decade previously.
The truth is, the only way you can guarantee a celebrity sighting is to visit the graveyards where they are buried. Celebrity corpses often congregate together, albeit mostly in Southern California. However, in New York, the biggest wrap party is at Ferncliff Cemetery in Hartsdale. Here’s a partial guest list:
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Read all about my visit to Ferncliff Cemetery in The New York Grimpendium, which is on sale now: