First on our docket, a monk cave. Which, I know, sounds like a strange phrase to precede with an indefinite article. Monk caves are underground stone structures that aren’t caves and have nothing do to with monks. They’re holes in the forest that are lined with rocks and vary in size from that of closets to small sheds. They’re all over New England forests.
We were looking for one in Shutesbury, off Mt. Mineral Road, which starts out as a dirt road and then becomes, like, more of a dirt road. It cuts through a thick forest and is pocked infrequently with houses that I assume are hideaways for crooks. It took us a little bit to find, but the monk cave is visible from Mt. Mineral, on a side road numbered like a driveway.
But there it was, a rock-lined hole at the base of a tree.
The most interesting theory about these structures is that they are the ruins of pre-Columbus Europeans. We ache for ancient ruins up here in New England. I love those theories, mostly because I like the idea that my first-grade history teacher was dead wrong, so I’m always chasing after sites and oddities related to the topic. But this…isn’t one of them.
Truth is, monk’s caves are…vegetable cellars. A place for colonials to store perishables, since the underground chambers kept things at a cool and constant temperature. A good proof in this case is that the general area is wrinkly with abandoned stone fences angling through the forest, evidence of when New England was almost completely denuded into farmland and pasture.
I lowered myself into the well-like structure, which felt a lot like diving into a badger hole. I’m six feet, and I could stand up straight only in the middle of the sloping ceiling, and I could touch both sides with my hands.
It’s not the first monk cave I’ve been buried in. For instance, the Upton Stone Chamber in Upton, Massachusetts, a beehive-shaped structure much larger than Shrewsbury’s. Also, we’ve been inside an actual monk cave that did involve a monk—the Cave of Kelpius in the wilds of Fairmont Park in Philadelphia.
In this case, it is the family of Reverend Justus Forward in Belchertown, Massachusetts. In the late 18th century, members of his family started growing pale and gaunt and lifeless, so they headed out to South Cemetery. The first family member they dug up was Forward’s mother-in-law, Martha Dickinson, who had been dead for three years. Sucks that mother-in-law jokes are so cliché, because this is the one instance in the history of the formula where it really works. However, when the condition of her corpse didn’t raise any suspicions, they moved over to the grave of Forward’s daughter, Martha Dwight, who had been dead for six years, and rough-autopsied her, too. Her lungs were found to be suspiciously fresh and blood-filled, as was her liver, so they screamed vampire into the graveyard night and commenced to removing said lungs and liver, which they separated from the corpse into a box and reburied it above the casket.
I stumbled across this particular vampire grave while watching an episode of the show Legend Hunter on the Travel Channel (a Josh Gates-clone back when Travel Channel wasn’t a paranormal network). In the episode, the cast used ground-penetrating radar on the plot to determine that a small object was buried above the coffin. And I use “determine” in the loose sense those types of shows use.
From there, we visited a site that I apparently didn’t think important enough to stick in the title: The grave of a science fiction author. His name was Edward Bellamy, and he’s buried in Fairview Cemetery in Chicopee. In 1888, he wrote a popular and influential utopian novel called Looking Back set it in the far-off year of 2000. In it, he establishes a world that has abolished private property and nationalized important services and is doing much better than American 1888. People dug it so much, they started forming their own clubs around his ideas.
Finally, we hit up Witch Path, which doesn’t get an indefinite article. I have a separate post full of photos on this one, because it’s a really cool spot with a really strange story, and this article is already too long.
Unfortunately, the neighborhood isn’t witch-themed. Although it should be.