|New Boston, NH|
|Middlebury College, Middlebury, VT|
His entrepreneurship manifested itself in many of the usual ways. For instance, he liked to found colleges, theorize about the financial market, run for U.S. president, and author books. However, once he had a pile of money thick enough to pad his walls, he indulged his eccentricity a bit. You see, Babson wasn’t a big fan of gravity, which he apparently blamed for the childhood drowning death of his sister and the later drowning death of his grandson. As a result, he wanted to fight that mysterious non-force with both fists (full of cash). Water, though, for some reason he was okay with.
|Keene State College, Keene, NH|
To market the mission of the GRF, Babson made large donations to various colleges with the stipulation that they each set up one of these strange monuments. Curiously, none of the three colleges that he founded have anti-gravity monuments, those colleges being Babson College in Wellesley, MA; Webber International University in Babson Park, FL; and Utopia College in Eureka, KS. Utopia College has a bit more of an excuse, though, since while the other two still exist, it went defunct years ago. Naturally, no place with a name like that can operate for long without irony, self-consciousness, or feelings of inadequacy rotting it from the inside.
Although Babson died in 1967, the GRF still abides. These days, the less Quixotic entity is headquartered in Wellesley Hills, MA, and mainly just administers essay prizes for more conventional gravity research. Stephen Hawking (of Star Trek fame) is the most well-known prize winner. Meanwhile, the rest of us wait around while the scourge of gravity continues to afflict us unchecked.
|Gordon College, Wenham, MA|
Back in the original headquarters location of humble New Boston, people still remember the original GRF. Mainly because there is a marker dedicated to it at a main intersection in the center of town, though. The plain stone memorial states, Here at New Boston, NH, Roger W. Babson and his associates pioneered in active research for anti-gravity and a partial gravity insulator. Yes. Yes, they did.
Back to the actual anti-gravity monuments, according to the only master list of them on the Internet, about half of these stones are in New England, with the other half holding down earth on college campuses in Florida, Georgia, Pennsylvania, New York, Alabama, and Illinois. As a result of activities that span the past year, I might now be the only living person on the planet to have visited all the New England anti-gravity monuments. If I’m wrong, please let me know so I can stop feeling so weird about that.
|Tufts University, Medford, MA|
With at least one non-New England exception, the monuments are pretty much identical. About five feet tall, three feet wide, and almost a foot thick, all the New England stones are grayish and rough-hewn except for the face of the markers, which are polished flat and inscribed with text under a beautifully apt image of a pair of scales or a more random bit of flora. The engraved text comes in two versions. Stones dated either 1960 or 1961 bear the following inscription:
|Eastern Nazarene College, Quincy, MA|
The second inscription, found on stones dated 1964, starts out similarly and ends with, …blessings forthcoming when science determines what gravity is, how it works, and how it may be controlled.”
Since Wikipedia doesn’t give specific directions to the monuments, I thought I would. Because I need some reason besides a badly expressed obsession mechanism in my brain to validate visiting every single one of them. So, starting at the farthest point north because I always read the planet from top to bottom:
· Colby College in Waterville, ME: You can find this stone facing Mayflower Hill Dr. in a thin copse of trees near the Schair-Swenson-Watson Alumni Center. It’s rumored that the stone will be moved once a planned science building is constructed on the spot.
· Middlebury College in Middlebury, VT: This stone is located between Warner Hall and Painter Hall facing Old Chapel Road. Middlebury College is also the location of Patrick Dougherty's So Inclined art installation.
· Keene State College in Keene, NH: Surreptitiously placed flat up against the side of Butterfield Hall facing Winchester St. is where this college fulfilled its contractual obligations. This is the same Keene of Jumanji/Pumpkin Festival fame.
· Gordon College in Wenham, MA: You can find this stone a little ways in front of Frost Hall close to the edge of their quad. They hide theirs in a freestanding bush.
· Tufts University in Medford, MA: Located between Barnum Hall and Ballou Hall at the north corner of the President’s Lawn, this stone has actually been incorporated into a campus tradition. Students who graduate with degrees in cosmology kneel at this stone while professors drop an apple on their heads. Once again, gravity-related humor is so underrated.
· Eastern Nazarene College in Quincy, MA: This stone is placed at the side of Shrader Hall off Wendell Ave. It is set flat against the wall of that building like a man about to peek around a corner.
And that’s the end...of an article a year in the making. At least I get to keep the disappointment and shame for souvenirs.
|Colby College, Waterville, ME|