|The Burl Ives snowman is a lot of what's right in the world.|
Of course, the upshot of that is now, a year later, I have evidence of my gluttony besides the disgusting moon bounce that my gut has since become (Santa Claus is a horrible role model). Here are pictures of the former. I will spare you ones of the latter.
|Christmas Whoppers (not the story of Santa Claus)|
|On Mike and Ike and Comet and Vixen...|
|We bring you good tidings of great joy...|
and Santa Claus Bubble Tape.
|Reese's Christmas Trees...Bumble-approved.|
|This photo documents almost the exact moment I discovered|
the wonder of chilled Nerds.
|Christmas Tree Glo Popcifier light-up lollipop|
|The Grinch hated Christmas-themed Rain-Blo Jum-Blo...a lot.|